Saturday, November 12, 2011

Rule #1014

(Rule #1014 has been redacted for reasons of National Security)

Rule #1013

If you find yourself making more than 1000 rules, you're probably going to start repeating yourself.

Rule #1012

Before killing yourself, post an awesome online video of you tight-rope walking over a bunch of hungry alligators (or some equivalent).

Rule #1011

Get rid of friends who don't like the Didgeridoo.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Rule #1010

If you're going to take an oath, mean it.

Rule #1009

When breast-feeding in public, expose both breasts.
(See Rule #1004)