Friday, October 28, 2011

Rule #1008

If you believe in a political cause, try to have your minions do the work for you, it's so much less stressful, and that's what minions are for.

Rule #1007

The choir seems to like to be preached to, and people seem to love to preach to them, odd.

Rule #1006

Don't be too impressed with "Harvard educated".

Rule #1005

It's not a rule if you ignore it.

Rule #1004

If you're going to follow rules, don't ask too many questions about the rule.

Rule #1003

Plant bamboo.

Rule #1002

There's always an exception to the rule.

Rule #1001

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, create more than 1000 rules, ever, about anything.