Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Rule #866

We live in primitive times, where war comes easy, where most people can't think for themselves, and few have the balls to try to change things.

Rule #865

We ALL get bored sooner or later, it's what you do next that tests your character, and creativity.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Rule #864

Keep a journal of your life.

It will be a cherished and irreplaceable, and joyous, and sad.

Rule #863

Don't expect others to enjoy pictures of your family vacation. Those are for YOU.

Rule #862

Just hang out, and enjoy that.

P.S. Turn off your cell phone for a while.

Rule #861

"You gotta serve somebody" Bob Dylan

Rule #860

Note to parents:
How many Nursery Rhymes do you know, and have you sung them to your kids?

A Nursery Rhyme primer:

Wee Willie Winkie
(Ask yourself, why is this kid running around in his PJ's obsessed with telling everybody what time it is?)

Bah bah Black Sheep
(Why does the little boy who lives in the lane need a bag of wool?)

Hickory Dickory Dock
(Almost anyone can afford a mousetrap, you don't need to chase em down with a knife!)

Mary had a little lamb
(Is there actually a rule against bringing your lamb to school?)

Little Jack Horner
(This kid is proud of sticking his thumb in a pie, can you say 'Down's Syndrome'?)


Rule #859

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, kids'l eat ivy too wouldn't you?

No! I'm surprised this hasn't been questioned more often.

Rule #858

A pig in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Pig, bird, whatever...

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Rule #857

Pay your bills Online.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Rule #856

Get up early.