Monday, August 21, 2006

Rule #976

Lessons from "The Dog Whisperer":

1. YOU are the pack leader, you may have to growl and/or urinate near your dog.
2. Your dog must be submissive to you, you may have to hump it.
3. If you can't fix your dog's bad behavior, let it loose to terrorize the neighborhood.

Note: "The Dog Whisperer" is probably a Trademarked phrase of Caesar Milan, and the above "Lessons" were arrived at by watching three episodes of "The Dog Whisperer" while switching over occasionally to CNN, and may not reflect the exact teachings of Caesar Milan, The Dog Whisperer.


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