Sunday, August 20, 2006

Rule #968

Young people: You'll probably need glasses someday, and your hearing may get bad, there's a good chance you'll have some health problem that will make it harder to do the things you used to do, and you'll LOOK old some day; your walk will become unsteady and you'll drive badly as your reaction time slows...

... so, keeping this in mind, when you encounter an old person, who is pissing you off somehow, or to whom you think you should say something rude or hurtful...
go ahead, you're young, and that old fart expects you to be an asshole anyway, don't disappoint them.

P.S. Rule #969 will be a rule about how old people should pack heat and waste young assholes, since going out with FLARE is a nice way to go.


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