Thursday, April 27, 2006

Rule #855

Things you shouldn't say as you're dying, thinking it will be funny:

"My wife poisoned me"
"I have one MILLION dollars hidden in the..."
"Kids, your real mother is a hooker in Peru"
"I see a bright light... but I'm turning... and it's dark... shit, it's the Devil"
"I'm leaving all the money to the cat"
"Good-bye, I love all of you... except..."

6 Comments:

Blogger Mimi said...

This is a really, really good one! Will share with others--love your blog, which I check everyday...

3:41 AM  
Anonymous Pearl said...

LOL!
I love the tunnel one best.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Pearl said...

D'ya suppose it would change how the medics responded to ya?

11:38 AM  
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