Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Rule #783

There are some essential rules, one of them is...

Note: Hopefully several come to mind... follow those.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Rule #782

Good responses for difficult questions:

"The facts don't bear that out"

"I don't think YOU even believe that"

"I won't even dignify that with a denial"

"No, I never had sex with that woman, she's not cute enough"

"You're kidding right? Cuz if you're not kidding you're either gay or a cross-dresser"

"Fine, you believe what you want to believe, and I'll believe what I want to believe"

"Sure, I did it, I'll admit it, now you admit that you're a transexual"

"No, I mean yes, I mean I don't recall, and, maybe I didn't understand the question"

Rule #781

Generally, Guardian Angels do a piss poor job.

Rule #780

There is rarely a good reason to remake a classic song or a classic movie... the original one was just fine; leave it ALONE.

Rule #779

Don't worry, it's normal, almost EVERYTHING gets boring sooner or later...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Rule #778

Use a walking stick, it makes walking more interesting, and gives you something to fiddle with.

Rule #777

Yes, you can go through DOZENS of rules before you find one you like.

P.S. Who likes rules?

Rule #776

Give a present when the mood hits, don't wait for Christmas!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Rule #775

"Never say never" is a ridiculous saying, I say "Never let anyone tell you what words you should never say"... there!

Rule #774

Old music is fine, but listen to some 'new' music... the old stuff is, well.. old.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Rule #773

There's always a bunch of dirt to go through to find the diamonds.

P.S. Don't bother looking through a bunch of dirt to find diamonds unless you're near a South African diamond mine, there's just no diamonds in 'regular' dirt, only more dirt.

Rule #772

Most people feel they NEED to believe in something greater than themselves, and forget to believe in themselves.

Rule #771

Never underestimate the power of denial.

Rule #770

When simple things are the best, and sunrises are amazing, you are closer to understanding.

Rule #769

When there's a fine line between something, drift across to both sides from time to time.

Rule #768

There are those who dislike something and quietly ignore it, and those who just 'have to' say THAT SUCKS, before leaving.... don't be THAT person.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Rule #767

Drink more grape juice.

P.S. Make sure some of it is fermented.

Rule #766

If God and the Devil had a fight, the Devil would win. He'd throw sand in God's face, have a lead weight in his glove, and bring a shotgun.

Rule #765

People get bored, and they move on.

That's true for BLOGs, relationships, and most things.

Rule #764

Every original thought is recycled from someone's stupid idea.

Rule #763

"No, I don't know it all..." Once you admit that you're free to say almost anything.

Rule #762

Be alone, and be quiet, from time to time.