Saturday, July 30, 2005

Rule #648

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

This is true, but also very cruel of anyone bothering an old dog with such nonsense.


"You can't teach a young dog to type"
"You can't teach a pony to sing"
"You can't teach a lizard to use a toothbrush"
"You can't teach a worm to change your oil"
"You can't teach a leopard to eat mayonnaise"

There are so many things you can't teach various animals to do that I'm surprised we try to teach them anything!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet you COULD get a leopard to eat mayonaise.

10:21 AM  
Blogger RW said...

You can't, believe me I've tried.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you spread it on your leg and dangle it from a tree while taunting the leopard?

7:02 AM  
Blogger RW said...

That would be cheating. Three cups in the leopard's favorite food bowl. He wouldn't touch it, and was quite cranky the rest of the day.

6:36 PM  
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