Saturday, July 30, 2005

Rule #648

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

This is true, but also very cruel of anyone bothering an old dog with such nonsense.

"You can't teach a young dog to type"
"You can't teach a pony to sing"
"You can't teach a lizard to use a toothbrush"
"You can't teach a worm to change your oil"
"You can't teach a leopard to eat mayonnaise"

There are so many things you can't teach various animals to do that I'm surprised we try to teach them anything!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet you COULD get a leopard to eat mayonaise.

10:21 AM  
Blogger RW said...

You can't, believe me I've tried.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you spread it on your leg and dangle it from a tree while taunting the leopard?

7:02 AM  
Blogger RW said...

That would be cheating. Three cups in the leopard's favorite food bowl. He wouldn't touch it, and was quite cranky the rest of the day.

6:36 PM  
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