Thursday, June 30, 2005

Rule #580

If you believe everything that's written in the Bible... you haven't read it.

Rule #579

When it's cold enough to "freeze the balls off a brass monkey", make sure you wear a warm jacket, and, keep your brass monkey covered up.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Rule #578

Why does not caring have anything to do with a Rat's ass?

This and other mysteries abound...

Monday, June 27, 2005

Rule #577

If you're 'flabby' that's bad, fix it.

Don't argue with this one, it's a fact.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Rule #576

You'll notice many contradictory rules in life...

...the good news is 'you' get to decide which ones to follow.

Rule #575

Use your blinker, JACK ASS!

This and other driving tips to follow...

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Rule #574

Show your cleavage.

Women only.

Rule #573

Everything you own should fit in your car.

Although you're allowed to pile some stuff on top, and pull a small trailer.

Rule #572

There's no winning an argument with a moron, or a genius.

Rule #571

Make a better mousetrap and people will beat a path to your door, say there's no God and people will beat down your door and kill you.

Rule #570

Anybody can make a bunch of rules, but few of us can happily ignore most of them.

Rule #569

A zealot, of any kind, is generally a pain in the ass, and should probably be smited.

Rule #568

It's pretty easy to let stuff go in one ear and out the other. Make sure you do that from time to time.

Rule #567

So what's the deal with smiting anyway... we shouldn't be doing much smiting, and we shouldn't encourage it in others.

Rule #566

In the whole scheme of things, it doesn't matter so much 'what' we believe, or 'that' we believe, what matters most is whether or not we make the most of our time here, and whether or not we were decent people while we were here.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Rule #565

There's no master plan, no God, no luck, no fate, no magic... but there is EVERYTHING else.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Rule #564

All but a few of us go about our lives like cogs in a machine...