Thursday, March 31, 2005

Rule #557

"Good things happen to good people"

This and other ridiculous promises are often made by those who don't realize that SHIT will happen... regardless of what you do, so be ready.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Rule #556

Wise man say: "Fortune cookie is just cookie with paper you must remove"

But, it's a rare soul who can throw away the fortune without reading it first.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Rule #555

If you're so nice to someone that you end up screwing yourself over, that's not 'nice', it's 'stupid'.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Rule #554

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.."

Personally, I'd rather be miserable from time to time with a beautiful girl.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Rule #553

Regarding careers: Find your 'passion' and do that, whatever it is.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Rule #552

The best memories don't cost a thing.

Unless you had to call an 800 number to get her to come over.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Rule #551

Relax. Don't sweat the little things. You need the energy to sweat the BIG THINGS, looming right around the corner!

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Rule #550

This rule used to be a complaint. But, the problem it complained about has been resolved. It seems silly now to have the complaint out there, as if it is still a problem to be complained about, since it no longer is. Therefore, in the interest of not being known as "a complainer", I'll delete the complaint, as if it never existed. Now, some of you with an abnormal sense of curiosity might wonder about the complaint, and even obsess about what the complaint was. If you find yourself obsessing about the former Rule #550 then this new rule is for you.

Rule #550

Don't obsess about stuff that doesn't matter.