Thursday, January 27, 2005

Rule #525


My platform:

Feed the worst criminals to Lions and Tigers, and Bears.

Put up a sign at the border saying that illegal aliens will be shot, then shoot all you can.

Put the mentally ill in a big mental home, don't let them hang around with us.

Consider murderers, rapists, kidnappers, those who use any deadly weapon in a crime, the mentally ill who kill or attempt to kill anyone, and drunk drivers "the worst criminals".

Abolish parole.

The death penalty for anyone who has been to prison and commits another crime.

Once you've been sentenced to death, they kill you within 48 hours.

That's just a start... but a good one.