Monday, December 06, 2004

Rule #506

Don't put off till tomorrow what you could put off until next week, better yet, just put it all off until next month, and relax.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Rule #505

No matter how nice someone seems, if they tend to treat the waiter badly they are NOT a nice person.

Marriage Rule: Don't marry anyone who treats the waiter badly.

Rule #504

Get the spandex pants after you've lost the weight.